Friday, December 4, 2009

Inappropriate

Tis the season and there's merrymaking to be had.  I was very lucky that I was extended an invitation to attend my former group's end of the year celebration on Thursday night open only to employees.  Guests not welcome.  It was held at Temple Nightclub downtown: hors d'oeuvres, open bar, photobooth, DJ.  

Friday night, Dean had his party at the City Club which welcomed guests: very yummy hors d'oeuvres, open bar, caricature artists, three course dinner, gorgeous floral center pieces, plants for each guest to take home, dessert bar, band, and raffled prizes including Wiis, flat screen TVs, roundtrip airfares.

I'm more than happy to take part in these activities, but call me crazy, I think these events are inappropriate given the unemployment rate and layoffs.  Many will protest, "It's not even that much money in the grand scheme of things."  But I would retort, why do it on such a lavish scale?  Most people are satisfied to be on the payroll, let alone partying until midnight with your coworkers.  If you want to make your employees happy, just let them spend their time the way they want to...outside of the office and away from other coworkers!

The best thing any company can do is to retain capital.  Even if it means cutting back on parties. Your employees are going to be proud that they're still getting paid!  A consistent paycheck is all that we need.

And when the time is right, then party on.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Leave His Ass

I am so sick of seeing these strong, smart women stand by their men: Hillary Clinton, Silda Spitzer, Elizabeth Edwards, Elin Nordegren. I'm not in their shoes so I do not have a right to say what I would do if I were them. I don't have toddlers following me around in their pajamas, calling out for their papa. But one of these days, when some politico husband or celebrity athlete cheats on his wife and she turns around and leaves him, I swear to God, I will take the first flight out to DC or wherever they're located and kiss the ground that they walk on. HALLELUJAH! Thank you not only for sticking up for women and bucking the trend, but THANK YOU FOR HAVING SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT!

These are smart, beautiful women who deserve better and I am tired of the husband theatrics. "I'm human and I'm not perfect." Shut the fuck up, Tiger Woods.  You are an asshole who needs to DIE.  I'm reading reports that Tiger's wife is renegotiating her prenuptial agreement as they try to work on their marriage.  No matter how much money is involved, no wife, no mother deserves to be with someone who's unfaithful.  It doesn't matter that he's a billionaire.  It doesn't matter that he's the greatest golfer of all time.  It matters that he was true to her and he was not.

Women deserve better and things won't change unless we decide we absolutely will not put up with this shit.  LEAVE HIS ASS!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Straightforward

I don't like surprises. I especially don't like lame surprises. This is our first Christmas together and I figured I'd tell Dean what I wanted. There are very few things I want in life. If I want something, I get it. But this is a present that can be rather expensive depending on which hardcover you get. I've been eyeing his work for years.

From: Catherine.Gacad
Sent: Wednesday, December 02, 2009 5:10 PM
To: Dean Barbella
Subject: Christmas Present

Hi Baby, I don't want you to stress about what to get me for Christmas so I'll just tell you.

I'm fascinated by Henry Darger who was a janitor in Chicago. After he died, people found a mass of beautiful illustrations with accompanying stories in his apartment.

He's a genius! I would love if you could get me one of his hardcover books. You can find him on Amazon.com. I'll just let you surprise me with which one you pick. Yey!!!

From: Dean Barbella
Sent: Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:34 PM
To: Gacad, Catherine
Subject: RE: Christmas Present

Wow – Looks interesting. Will do!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

If You Stray, You Die

In case you're wondering, the Gerber baby below is my friend Steph's 7-month old girl and we will be proudly showcasing her at the wedding as part of a trio of very cute flower girls.

Grrrrr. Has anyone else been following the Tiger Woods scandal? Apparently, Us Weekly will be running a feature tomorrow with another woman who asserts she had close to a 3-year affair with the golf phenom. I told Dean that if he ever cheated on me, he'd end up like Steve McNair--the murdered football player. His practically adolescent mistress went straight-up kamikaze on him! You go, girl!

It's just so sad, especially since Tiger's baby boy is barely a year old. Tiger needs to be hanging out with his wife and spending time with the fam! I'd freak out, too, if I were her. I hope she gave him a good concussion-induced whooping. Can't guys keep it in their pants?

It's a book club night so I'm posting a picture that Dean sent me when I told him I wouldn't be home until later.